Khlestakov biography quote

I seemed to foresee: today I dreamed of some two unusual rats all night. Really, I never saw such: black, unnatural magnitude! They came, sniffed - and went away. You do not take it from the rank. A large ship is a big swimming! Yes, and it is strange to say: there is no person who would not have any sins behind him. I have to notice you about the teacher in the historical part.

He is a academic head - this is visible, and he grabbed the darkness, but only explains with such heat that he does not remember himself. I listened to him once: well, for now I spoke about the Assyrians and the Babylonians - nothing yet, but as I got to Alexander the Great, I can’t tell you what happened to him. I thought a fire, by golly! He escaped from the department and, that there is strength, to pour a chair on the floor.

It, of course, is Alexander the Macedonian hero, but why break chairs? And to file here Lyapkin-Tykin! A smart person - either a drunkard, or a face will grow such a mug that at least take saints. God only, so that it gets away from hand as soon as possible, and there I will put such a candle as no one has yet put: I will put on each beast of the merchant to deliver three pounds of wax.

Let everyone pick up the street ... damn it, on the street - along a broom! And they would wash the whole street that goes to the tavern, and would have been cleaned clean! It is the more breaking, the more the activity of the city ruler means. Yes, if they ask why the church is not built during a charitable institution, for which the amount was allocated a year ago, then not to forget to say that it began to be built, but burned down.

I presented this and the report. And then, perhaps, someone, having forgotten it, foolishly, will say that she did not begin. Yes, if a passing official will ask for the service, are they satisfied with “everyone is happy with everyone, your nobleness! To say to holding, so as not to give too much the will to his fists; For order, he puts lanterns under the eyes - both right and guilty.

Yes, not to let the soldiers go out into the street without everything: this crappy garrise will put on a uniform above the shirt, and there is nothing below. In the Saratov province! Oh, yes with him you need an ear of open. Oh, a thin thing! Ek where he threw! You do not know what the parties to get. Well, yes, it’s not a sink to try! What will happen, it will be, try at random.

You need to be daringly. He wants to be considered an incognit. Well, let us let in the Turusi [2]: we will pretend, as if we do not know at all what kind of person he is. The knot gloriously tied! It is lying, lying - and it will not break anywhere! But what a nondescript, low, it seems like a fingernail would crush him. Well, wait, you will talk to me. I'll make you tell you more!

But let's see how the matter will go after Frishtik [3] and the bottles of thick -knuckles! Yes, we have a provincial Madera: a non -casist in appearance, and the elephant will fall off his feet. If only I find out what he is and to which he needs to be afraid of. Well, you! They did not find another place to fall! And stretched out, as the devil knows what it is.

Ek like a crow like a raven! Teasing him. A non-commissioned officer has launched you as if I were caring for it; She is lying, by golly, lying. She carved herself! What, self -headers, arshinniki, complain? Archipluts, protobestia, mirror infants, complain? Yes, a nobleman ... Oh, erysipelas! Another boy, you don’t know “our father”, but you measure; And how will the belly be raffly, and you will fill your pocket, so it is overwhelmed!

Fu you, what an innocence! Because you will blow sixteen samovars per day, so why are you important? Yes, I spit on your head and your importance! Now you are lying at my feet. The stupid ram from the mind survived! There he is now on the whole road pouring a bell! He will smash a story all over the world. Not only do you go to the laughing stock - there is a slobber, a papermarak, it will insert you into a comedy.

That's what a shame! The rank, the title will not spare the title, and they will all grind their teeth and beat in their hands. I would all these Paperage! U, clicemers, the liberals are damned! Damn seed! I would have tied you all with a knot, I would have erased all of you and damn you all in the lining! In a hat of Tuda to him! .. Why are you laughing? Khlestakov I have extraordinary ease in my thoughts.

So I walked a little, I thought if the appetite would pass - no, the hell, it doesn’t go away. It is a pity that Iochim [4] did not rent a carriage, but it would be nice to shoot, come home in a carriage, roll up a sort of damn under the porch to some kind of landowner, with lanterns, and an axle behind, put in a livery ... I imagine, as if everyone was aiming: “Who is it, what is it, what is it?

You are used to treating others there: I, brother, are not of the same kind! I do not advise me ... my God, what soup! I think that not a single person in the world has eaten such a soup: some feathers are swimming instead of oil. This is an ax, fried instead of beef. Tea is so strange: stinks of fish, not tea. After all, my father is stubborn and stupid, old horseradish, like a log.

I will tell him directly: as you want, I cannot live without St. Petersburg. Why, in fact, should I destroy life with men? Now the not those needs; My soul craves enlightenment. I like to eat. After all, you live to tear the flowers of pleasure. When you get used to living, comprenez vous [5], in the light - and suddenly find yourself on the road: dirty taverns, darkness of ignorance.With Pushkin on a friendly leg.

Sometimes, I often say to him: “Well, brother Pushkin? I don’t even remember the names. And all the case: I did not want to write, but the theater directorate says: "Please, brother, write something." I think, perhaps, please, brother! And then one evening, it seems, he wrote everything, amazed everyone. I have extraordinary ease in my thoughts. All this that was under the name of Baron Brahmbeus [10], “Frigate of Hope” and “Moscow Telegraph” [11] ...

I wrote all this. On the table, for example, a watermelon is about seven hundred rubles of watermelon. The soup in the saucepan came from Paris right on the ship; They will open the lid - steam, which can not be found in nature! And at the same moment along the streets of couriers, couriers, couriers ...

You can imagine, thirty -five thousand couriers! Tomorrow they will now make me in Field Marsh ... nonsense - to relax. Please, gentlemen, I am ready to rest. You, gentlemen, have breakfast, good ... I'm satisfied, I am satisfied. With recitation.